"You know, everybody’s got a ghost story. Or a UFO story, or a Bigfoot story or an ESP story. Sit around the campfire late at night and you won’t find one janitor who ain’t seen a glowing lady roamin’ the halls in the middle of the night or maybe a hunter who’s seen a pair of leathery wings flappin’ out of a tree, somethin’ way too big to be a bat. Or just somethin’ simple, like a little kid at the store who goes around the corner and disappears into thin air. And nobody thinks it’s real because they figure they’re the only one who saw it, but everybody’s got their story. Everybody."
- John Dies at the End.